Very Happy Unbirthday...

Months before my birthday (June 14th) I started planning my party! I wanted something memorable this year...25...25...im hitting a quarter of a century! Pretty Big deal for me....i like.... no.... LOVE getting older.
....WELLLLLLL..
My ideas ranged from...80s wear to Burlesque fun to my final thought --> an awesome Mad Hatter Tea Party (which might still be done)
It all was so exciting. All i needed was an open area to fit a long conference style table for 25 people. Some tea sets and DRUGS... (Brownies...Fun Pills that make you LARGE or SMALL)
The days were flying and I couldn't get everything i wanted together. So as the weeks passed i tried to figure something ELSE  out. i planned Hoboken and told everyone i knew about what i wanted. The only ones that came out were:
My Sister, her husband, my friend (carol), her husband, i dont even remember who else came except my friend JEFF--> mad late lol
I was drunk by the time my friend jeffy came! So we partied and left pretty early considering I didnt eat and drank mad drinks bc Carol's husband's brother worked at this joint! ;)
I got in the car....threw up...and got home to sleep! lmao NO BIRTHDAY SEX that night...results?

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY!

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hahaha
make this up very soon